Words of the Fairy God-fellow

Deck the hands with balls of palsey

and fettle your fishy finery.

Three cheers for the christian capitalist

— in the person of the father

and of the son

and of the holy ghost, amen —

and a festoon of fairy tales for the half-wit graduates of sunday school.

These as we now know are the three great fallacies:

that god is dead

that there can be a christian capitalist

that there can be a holy murderer.

For if god is dead, who will bury the innocent?

And if there is a christian capitalist, where would he buy the camel?

If there is a holy murderer, is not his god as dead as the doorknob?

Maybe as they say

god was killed by boredom and disgust at the human species.

Maybe the christian capitalist goes to church every sunday.

Maybe the holy murderer employs a cast of millions

to create enough euphemisms

to get him through the eye.

When a lassie meets a laddie.

Needle in a haystack, two bits.

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